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muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

(Source: stability)

brilliances:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

(Source: cartel)

beyonco:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

gaymzee:

i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time